teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

nefertsukia:

sophieandace:

smart-sherman:

if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands

*clap-clap*

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tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

ofrejects:

space-doge:

kfc-official:

thatstheriddle:

thefandomlyfe:

bunnywith:

morgrana:

camefreyan:

spoken-not-written:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

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I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

oh my goodness

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that’s a lot of selfies

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fuck.

PLEASE.

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um

wow ur hot send selfies immediately

JAKE I DEMAND ONE

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

satellitehigh:

coreycrawfish:

Night Vale

the best thing

satellitehigh:

coreycrawfish:

Night Vale

the best thing

soxry:

the basic appeal of warrior cats is like you’re 10 and you pick up a book with a cat on it and you love cats and whoa the book is from the point of view of a cat that’s so cool where’s that cat going what cool kitties who’s this yo what the fuck